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Looking for good jokes to say in court to judge?

I will be in trial for crimes next week and want to hel break tension by cracking some jokes. Are there good jokes the judge likes?

My dad went to court once because he was caught on the street with a knife and a gun…when the judge asked him why he had them, he said "I didn’t know whether to cut across the street or shoot down the alley." He got 30 days in jail for that.

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8 Responses to “Looking for good jokes to say in court to judge?”

  1. I slept with your wife last night.
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  2. Before you start with the comedy routine, google "contempt of court".
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  3. All kinds of jokes. Of course, cracking a joke at the judge will most likely get you charged with contempt of court and a stiffer sentence but don’t let a stint in jail stop you.
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    Really, REALLY bad idea.

  4. That’s really not a good idea, judges prefer to maintain a professional demeanor in the courtroom.
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  5. I would say any joke, would get a good snicker and probably a guilty verdict from a jury.
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  6. "Your Honor, You cant convict me and you know it homie" <—should work great.
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    6 yrs US Army MP

  7. WHAT?! Are you serious?! Do not say any jokes in court. It will annoy the judge and waste time! You wont be given much, if any time to speak to the judge so keep your mouth shut. Only speak when told to speak/respond.
    If you joke around the judge will assume you do not take the crime/situation seriously! It might get you convicted or fined if you make a mockery out of the court system by joking around!

    Seriously wear a suit (or a nice dress if a woman) and keep your mouth shut. Let your lawyer talk only
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  8. My dad went to court once because he was caught on the street with a knife and a gun…when the judge asked him why he had them, he said "I didn’t know whether to cut across the street or shoot down the alley." He got 30 days in jail for that.
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